Love in Infant Monkeys

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PULITZER PRIZE FINALIST

Love in Infant Monkeys is a collection of short stories about famous people and their encounters with animals, including Madonna, experiencing remorse after she shoots a pheasant on her English estate, Noam Chomsky in a garbage dump with a gerbil cage, Sharon Stone’s husband’s run-in with a Komodo dragon, and Thomas Edison’s reaction to a filmstrip he’s made of the electrocution death of Topsy, a rogue circus elephant.

 

Praise and Reviews

“Millet works a kind of spell … You could read this collection as a critique — of our celebrity culture, of the uses we make of unresponding creatures — and Millet is sufficiently thorough to layer these resonances in a satisfying way.”
–The New York Times Book Review

“Millet’s stories evoke the spectrum of human feeling and also its limits.” (Starred Review)
–Publishers Weekly

“In all these stories, animals are the victims of human projection, not always passive but still recipients of our struggle to understand death, faith, and the divine.”
–Kathryn Harrison, Bookforum

“Brilliant and audacious Millet archly plucks famous people out of history books and the tabloids and places them at the nucleus of acerbic yet elegiac tales about stark encounters with other species.” (Starred Review)
–Booklist

“Ranging from the mundane to the surreal, Millet’s satirical yet sometimes touching stories will appeal to fans of the author’s previous novels, especially Oh Pure and Radiant Heart, and to fans of T.C. Boyle’s fictionalizations of well-known figures.”
–Library Journal

 

Excerpt

 

Sexing the Pheasant

When a bird landed on her foot the pop star was surprised. She had shot it, certainly, with her gun. Then it fell from the sky. But she had not expected the actual death thing. Its beak spurted blood. She’d never really noticed birds. Though one reviewer had compared her to a screeching harpy. That was back when she was starting. What an innocent child she was then. She’d actually gone and looked it up at the library. “One of several loathsome, voracious monsters. They have the head of a woman and the wings and claws of a bird.”

She did not appreciate the term pop star. She had told this to Larry King. She preferred performance artist. She was high art and low commodity, and ironic about how perfectly the two fit. A blind man could see her irony. She was postmodern, if you wanted to know, pastiche. She embodied.

What, exactly?

If you had to ask, you just didn’t get it.

The bird feebly flapped and made silent beak-openings. Where the hell was Guy when she needed him? The London tabloids still called him Mr. Madonna, even though she had tried to make clear on numerous occasions that he wore the testicles in the family. She wanted to yell at them: giant testicles, OK? Testicles! Huge! (“Large bollocks.” Use frequently.) He was back there somewhere in the trees. Easy to get separated on a thousand acres. She was an English lady now; not to the manor born, but to the manor ascended. So she was the American ideal, which was the self-made person, and the English ideal too, which was snotty aristocrats. Not bad for a girl from Pontiac Michigan. These days she just said “the Midwest,” which gave it more of a cornfed feeling. Wholesome. In that Vogue thing she said Guy was “laddish” and she was “cheeky” and Midwestern. Later she learned “laddish” was pretty much an insult, actually. Well, eff ‘em if they couldn’t take a joke.

She should step on its little head and crunch it. But the boots were Prada.

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